Take on Mike Waltz

Mike Waltz was fired from his gig as national security adviser and then sent to purgatory as the new UN ambassador. I have no love for Mike Waltz but the fact he's going to take the fall for adding a reporter to Pistol Pete's Signal chat. It's shocking that at the end of the day this jackass will have to pay for Hegseth's complete disregard of national security.

Take on Trump's market

A few months ago Trump took credit for the stock market to only blame Biden for it today. We know Trump will never take any responsibility for anything that goes wrong and finds any way to blame
Sleepy Joe. Of course this is all
Ludicrous and even spending five minutes blogging about it is a waste of time but I feel like we must keep the drumbeat going.

Take on the twerp and the jerk

Nobody's a more spineless twerp than Jeff Bezos. We know this douchebag has shown no courage and has spent ungodly amount of money to send his girlfriend to low-orbit. But what was most disappointing was that Bezos folded to Trump who called him to complaint that some Amazon sites were going to break out the tariff cost. For a guy who claims that the tariffs will be such a positive for Americans, he certainly seems to be running from it. Be caved on iPhones, he caved on cars and he will likely cave on a bunch of other items where his pockets are being greased.

Take on sleepy Don

The photo of Trump sleeping during the funeral of the Pope is the image FoxNews would have plastered 24/7 had it happened to Sleepy Joe. Of course they won't say anything now which is par for the course. But at this point we are looking at a senile old man who has oatmeal for breakfast and jello for dinner, drooling on his suit.

Take on the port explosion

The chances this port explosion in Iran being bad luck seems more than a bit unlikely. We know one thing for sure, when Iran starts getting a bit out of line, Israel puts an immediate stop to it and it may never be something they admit to. I can't imagine what else caused this but this can't just be a coincidence.

Take on the bored fat lazy president

I really don't get why Trump went to the funeral. He looked bored and fat and spent most of the time dead scrolling through his phone. His wife looked awful and he wore that same stupid blue suit he wears whenever he's got the depends on.
He doesn't represent himself, he represents all of us. And he looks like a pile of dog crap.

Take on work travel

Whenever I explain to somebody that I'm traveling, they assume it's some kind of vacation. I'm not complaining about the work travel as it's more good than bad but I will say that being in four countries in five days, isn't exactly easy either. Between the time zones, the jet lag, the spotty services and the disconnect from home, it's way more difficult than you'd think. But nothing is worse than being stuck in row 23B without legs pressed against the back of 22B Pressed in between the cologne of 22A and the gut of 22C

The on the poll numbers

For a guy who loves hearing about his numbers, Trump is going really badly when it comes to his job approval after 100 days. He's even below Donald Trump 1 which was territory I didn't think we'd see again. But I guess when you are an absolutely horrible human and an equality shitty president, this is what you get.

Take on Heineken

I can't explain it but Heineken just tastes differently when you drink it in holland. Maybe it's the water, maybe it's the hops or maybe it's something else but where American Heineken tastes like warm horse piss, the one you get the a bar in Amsterdam is delicious and refreshing. I'm not sure what it is but there is definitely something different

Take on Heineken

I can't explain it but Heineken just tastes differently when you drink it in holland. Maybe it's the water, maybe it's the hops or maybe it's something else but where American Heineken tastes like warm horse piss, the one you get the a bar in Amsterdam is delicious and refreshing. I'm not sure what it is but there is definitely something different

Take on Elon the destroyer

Maybe the drop the Tesla share price will mean Elon drops this DOGE nonsense and get back to his day job.
I'm totally convinced that he's used Neurolink to clone himself already but like Multiplicity told us, each copy of a copy becomes less clear. A hundred Elon's can explain howhe's able to destroy so many institutions and companies at the same exact time.


With that said, we can't root against Tesla because all of our 401K's are heavily invested, so it's like we should all root on a total lunatic.

Take on the Dow tumble

I'm not sure if my 401k can take it but I'm much more worried about the greater expectation. Our country is falling alert under the great emergency that Trump has created.
We are half way through this month which has just spent all week trying to figure out what the hell is going on and I don't think anybody really knows within his orbit and certainly don't care

Take on Terminal 1

Dante describes the 9 circles of hell, which sounded terrifying but they still pale in comparison to Terminal 1 at JFK. Somehow this terminal has never moved from 1970. I'm not saying that it's classic and sort of nostalgic, this terminal hasn't had a splash of paint put on its walls over the last 55 years. The place is dark, stuffy and feels like a porn set. The security line is like being herded like cattle, with the entire place smelling like they let a herd of cattle hang out there for a week.
Once you get through security, it's no better. Every store is ludicrously expensive, there isn't a decent restaurant and the lounges feel like you are sitting in purgatory.

Other than that, it's great

Take on the new Lab Leak White House website

Five years after we shut the world down, the White House decided that while we were in an economic spiral, this would be the time to change the official position of our government on how COVID started. I've always assumed it to be a lab leak, so that part doesn't bother me but what does is that the way they mock the entire pandemic is awful.

People's lives were foreverchanged, we had thousands dead and we became more divided by it, yet our president thinks that playing it off as just an inconvenience is what this country needs.

Take on the Real-ID

I got my Real-ID months ago so all the signs at the airport and articles I see, aren't scaring me. What I do wonder is what exactly my Real-ID is. It literally is just my license with a little gold star. I can't believe that this gold star is meaningful in any substantial way.

So I'm guessing this is just a gigantic money grab

Take on the weird lighting

I've noticed a thing about any of these interviews Trump has in the Oval Office. There is some weird lighting in that place, it's like there isn't enough green or blue as everything looks like it's being filmed through a lens's covered in cream cheese. There is something totally odd with that lighting.

Take on the misery of the market

Every time I look at my 401k, I feel more and more miserable. This orange clown has decided that the best thing to do is crash our economy so he can try to win a ln economic showdown with Xi. What he doesn't realize is that Xi is not going to back down, he will dig in and will not relent. Our president on the other hand d has already backed off of the electronics and will likely start to give away other negotiating positions and call it a win. What a jackhole.

Take on the stalking US Economy

I'm enjoying all the winning. It just feels like we have a trophy case at this point which has no more room as Trump has brought us unprecedented prosperity.

Inflation if rising, Americans are being detained and some extradited to Central America, civil rights are trampled, dictatorships are being embraced, personal freedoms are being ignored, tee shots are hit and birdies are made, and our standing in the world is being diminished. But we have red hats and can say merry Christmas again.

Take on the IRS layoffs

The idea of IRS employees being laid off is one of the most ludicrous concepts I've come across. If you don't like our tax laws, change them but taking away people who enforce them or help citizens follow them is idiotic. The. Again, this is Donald J Trump and he does plenty of things that are completely moronic.

Take on 6'3" and 225lbs

Trump's doctor claims he's 6'3 and 224 pounds which is about as believable as him winning all those club golf tournaments. I can't tell you what he weighs but he looks like a gigantic sack of bologna which has been left in the sun. He may be the second most powerful man in the world but he looks in the mirror everyday and has to see whatever the hell this is.

Take on the exemption

Smartphones get an exception, mostly because Tim Cook went to the inauguration showering Trump with donations. This is what is wrong with our country, one of the richest companies in the world is getting an exception while thousands of small companies who don't have that privileged access suffer. The entire time we were told this was about forcing companies like Apple to restore to make their products here but of course that like everything else was full of crap. Let's "punish" China by exporting some of their biggest most profitable exports in the high technology sector.

Take on the physical

Trump had a physical today at Walter Reed today and if it comes back with anything. It morbidly obese, I'm not buying it. We know that The Great Leader would never release something that is stellar, so I'm guessing we get some redacted review which is likely the best we can get from it.